Melbourne - This is what happens when you go to bars on a Wednesday afternoon in Melbourne:

Judy: (takes photo of her latte, Lord knows why. She does this a lot.)
British bloke at our table: Did you just take a photo of your coffee? That is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

(10 minutes go by, during which he and his friend, and Judy and I have separate conversations at our respective ends of the table)

British bloke: Do you always do that? Do you have some sort of collection? I should take photographs of people taking photographs of their coffee and put it on a website, http://www.weirdbastards.com/ (not an actual website...that I know of).


Omg, I am on the floor.